A Right Kerfluffle

This clip for British TV features Ricky Gervais, the funniest man in um, Europe (?) introducing his writing partner with Warwick "I'm a Leprechaun!" Davis playing England's star striker duo Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney.

Did you understand that? Something about a height difference, I dunno. The 'English' spoken here needs more subtitles than Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Rehab. To me, little people are like Sarah Palin: seeing them talk just creeps me out. Midgets entertain me much more than she does, but I'd much rather see them thrown across a bar, dressed up in costumes, violating hookers or a combination of the three.