Thursday, May 9

Next On Extreme Makeover Home Edition...

We give the Weissberger family the fire feature that will roast every marshmallow in their town!


This is actually a sinkhole in (wait for it...) Russia. It caved in when geologists there wanted to suck some gas out of the Earth. It took the rig with it, then their wacky mad scientists decided to burn off the gasses. It's been burning since 1971.

Friday, April 26

The Closer I Get To Goodell

Tuesday, March 12

Offseason Eye Bang Monday!

For our first installment, here's some oiled-up models teaching us the rules of something called rugby. From now on, I'll get a little aroused every time I hear the word scrum. Not like before.