Hello Japan > Hi Mom!

This is a fight video brought to you by the fine people at FailBlog. It features a Japanese fighter in Stryper-inspired spandex pants defeating some stupid Westerner.

Matt "The Terrah" Sera does not approve. In fact, he thinks you're a clamhead! This is an example of what not to do when you make your MMA debut in a foreign country. Sure, it may be an exotic, life-changing event accompanied by curious, fully grown women dressed like Pokemon characters, but you might just get choked the fuck out by a tiny man in terribly tight pantaloons.