0-3 And Drowning In My Own Tears

Last week, I endured another astonishing* loss in the CFL; this time to Trey. His Bucket Groovers eeked by my Magnitudes by the narrowest of margins. Screw that guy.

Geoff's Dawgs beat up on Glenn's Homestead Hellions to grab the coveted Biggest Blowout trophy, presented by our friends at Toyota. NOW WITH OPTIONAL TRUCK NUTS! He hung almost 85 points on Glenn's 0-3 squad, knocking them down to last place. Suddenly, I only feel like the second biggest loser here. Ya know what would make me feel better? The Mermaid family picture:

*not really. What are you, an asshole?