Troy Polamalu As Troy Polamalu

I know I told you that I wouldn't be discussing the Super Bowl commercials, but this is just too badass to pass up, for so many reasons:

First, it means six more weeks of football: TruTV (the cable channel formerly known as CourtTV) is airing behind-the-scenes footage of cool shit like this spot.

Next, it has Troy Palamalu in a Green Man costume. Gotta hand it to that guy. He's like a slightly-tanned heavy metal version of Peyton Manning, except funnier and he wins.

And a midget who calls himself "Puppet the Psycho Dwarf." My day is now complete.

Big shouts out to Commishioner Roger "The Ginger Hammer" Goodell for executing one of the most memorable and entertaining seasons in recent times. Swansea!