Recently, it was announced that Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Wiliams is attending night school. Guess what he's studying? If you guessed some gay shit, you'd be right. It's basically glorified massage therapy, sprinkled with bits of herbal prozac and sitar solos.
I can see him now, on the bottom of a huge pile of defenders, asking them in calm, soothing tones why they have so much tension in their heart chokras. What a bitch.
The Magnificent Bastard investigative reporting team found out another little tidbit: He also serves as the schools' A/V club treasurer. Here's the rough cut of his final project: