I clicked on a button that said, "me on the web." I'm sure that my online ramblings have kept me from getting hired in some form or another, so I wanted to see what came up.
According to IMDB, this guy is known for writing Wild Wild West, Shrek The Third, and Doc Hollywood. Those movies are terrible, but he also produced and directed a couple of Tales From the Crypt episodes, which is actually pretty metal.
Responsible for helping to make golf more popular in South Florida. Know what else is popular there? Unchecked assholishness. Screw that guy.
Pioneer of Lynn Basketball!
A former South Alabama interim head coach makes good and returns to where he began the program at Lynn University. He almost won the National Championship for this Division II school in Florida in 1997, but just look at this mincing twat:
He looks like Paul Shaffer, public defender. He wears a suit like a scarecrow.
Sidekick of a Climate Change Superhero!
The College of Natural Sciences is a thing, and it has this guy as an Assistant Professor who does case studies and policy implications.
NOPE. Al Gore invented this entire parasitic industry, and he would better serve the world if he were born into a sewer-cleaning caste in Mumbai.
I found Jeff Price on The Wire Wiki and he kinda looks like Louis C.K. He's played by a guy called Todd Scofield. Any dude named Todd is an automatic douche' ... so that was fun while it lasted.
These guys are way more successful than I will ever be in 10 lifetimes, but they still suck in many, many ways. I won't link to them because you need an account to view their whole profile. What's that? You weren't going to click them any way? I don't blame you.
Arab Child Exploiter
Founder, Children's Media Network in the United Arab Emirates. 8 year olds, dude.
The Office Tit
Major Account Executive, Board Member, Document Management, blah blah blah. This guy is Michael Scott from The Office and he is the worst person here. He probably runs meetings and throws a kush ball to people so they'll participate in the more. What an asshole.
Another Fucking Granola
Climate Change Impacts Adaptation Specialist. JESUS WEPT IN A FRACK WELL! How many mouths are sucking at the teat of carbon credits? Just look at this asshole:
Even from the tiny picture, I know I want to dump his books or give him a bloody atomic wedgie. I would bully this guy so hard he would pick up a gun and go all Lee Harvey Oswald, and that's the very last thing he would do, because he's a vegan pacifist. This Jeff Price was Mike Judge's inspiration for Beavis & Butthead's teacher, Mr. Anderson: